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May 9, 2008
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and now for something completely different

a conversation between my left foot and plantar warts

*left foot enters, fresh faced with ruby cheeks and lollipop in hand, skipping merrily*
"well hello stranger, who might you be?"

-why ah'm a fungal virus eheyehheheh... *cough*

"gee that sounds fascinating, wanna be friends?"

>no wait left foot! you dont wanna talk to him! he's a no good carpetbagger who just wants to give you blue star stickers and rub lsd on payphones!<

"nonsense right foot, he looks swell to me"

and the plantar wart virus begins to make out with my left foot, resulting in an unhappy home life where i sit on the bathroom floor clipping away dead skin, scrubbing with a cheese grater, applying flesh-eating acid to my foot, and continue to pray to shivalinga for relief or a quick death
  • Mood: Repulsed
  • Listening to: bramble blast - donkey kong country 2
  • Playing: ssbb - IF I HAD ANYONE'S WII NUMBER!!!
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